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Diet Starts Next Week Mints

Diet Starts Next Week Mints

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Diet Starts Next Week Mints

When you’re sitting on the couch and that sudden craving for cake and ice cream kick in, keep in mind that your diet starts next week. We all have a few pounds to lose and always plan to make that dietary change to drop them, but things never quite go as planned. That’s why there are Diet Starts Next Week Mints. When you get done chowing down on that garlic-crusted fried chicken and steak smothered in onions, you’ll need something to get your breath smelling fresh and clean.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • Hilarious tin filled with peppermint breath mints
  • Collectable tin reads: Diet Starts Next Week – Or Maybe Next Month – Mints
  • Contains approximately 165 refreshing mints
  • Funny, unique gift for the committed diet procrastinator

Pound for pound the best mints around

Everyone starts off on good footing when it comes to diets. You’re motivated, and soon the meal preps and planning happen. Chips and cookies get thrown away and replaced with salads and fruits, but after a few days the motivation starts to wane. You start to crave all the foods you can’t have, and, before you know it, you’re ordering a supreme pizza with a side of ranch and giant sundae for dessert. With Diet Starts Next Week Mints, you don’t have to worry about it, because your diet hasn’t even started yet. It can wait until next week … or month.