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Did I Just Shit My Pants Wipes

Did I Just Shit My Pants Wipes

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Did I Just Shit My Pants Wipes

A Question for the Ages

Of all of life’s important questions, one that you never expect, but inevitably comes is, “Oops…did I just shit my pants?” You can pretend you’ve never been there, but we know better. Admitting it is the first step to preparation. Once you’ve come to terms with the fact that no man, woman, or child is safe from the dangers of a rogue colon, you’re ready to arm yourself with a trusty package of Did I Just
Shit My Pants Wet Wipes.

Shit My Pants Antibacterial Wipes will be your best friend when a squirty emergency strikes. Each disposable cleansing cloth is durable and soaked in a high-quality antibacterial solution that will help restore some dignity as you make a mad dash for your car.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • Classy Did I Just Shit My Pants design antibacterial wet wipes
  • Wipes for men and women who won’t be fooled without a plan again
  • Nasty ass surprises are no match for these antibacterial wet wipes at home, work, or on the go
  • Hilarious gag gift or stocking stuffer for frequent sharters
  • Handy resealable lift tab makes access to your Shit My Pants Antibacterial Wipes easy breezy
  • Travel-sized gift pack includes 15 wipes

If They Have Butts, They Need These Wipes

Chances are you know a fair amount of people with butts. If you’re scratching your head and wondering what to buy them for a special occasion, Did I Just Shit My Pants Wipes are the perfect choice. Shopping done. This delightfully tacky gag gift will have everyone in hysterics and you’ll win any gift-giving occasion. Filled with 15 antibacterial wipes, this weird novelty gift for adults and teens is a fun and useful stocking stuffer, Valentine’s, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets. They’re also an easy choice for Secret Santa gift exchanges or White Elephant parties.

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