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Your wife may not let you get within 200 feet of an exotic dance club, but you can get the same gyrations on your car dashboard or desk. Dashboard Pole Girl: Jody is a buxom cowgirl ready to make your car driving experience a little more thrilling. Watch as she spins and changes position with every stoplight and lane change. Unlike most exotic dancers that smell of cheap booze and girly perfume, Dashboard Pole Girl: Jody has a scrumptious cherry scent to help with the aroma of your car. You just have to remember to keep your hands on the wheel.
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