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CRIME SCENE!!!! DO NOT ENTER!!!
While everyone else may look at that paper cut and see a small wound, you see a massive gash reminiscent of a crime scene photo. Let everyone know the pain and suffering you are going through with Crime Scene Band Aids. These band aids are emblazoned with Crime Scene Do Not Enter, so if anyone looks, they will know what's underneath is too horrible to be seen by anyone other than professionals. The world isn't ready for the horror that is your paper cut. Make sure innocent eyes are safe by putting on Crime Scene Band Aids. Anything less would be a crime.
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