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MacGuyver had his Swiss Army Knife and could make a nuclear device out of a loaf of bread and a pair of silk panties. Imagine what you can do with the 10 tools provided on this compact survival tool.
Shaped like a credit card for easy storage in your wallet, the tool has a can opener, knife edge, screwdriver, ruler, bottle opener, four position and two position wrench, butterfly screw wrench, saw blade and direction ancillary indication. The only thing you need is a damsel in distress and a can of whipped cream and you'll be set for the adventure of a lifetime.
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