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Crazy Cat Lady Hand Sanitizer
Finally, a hand sanitizer for the sassy Crazy Cat Lady in your life!
If you know a fabulous lady who includes her precious furbabies in every saucy selfie, Crazy Cat Lady Hand Sanitizer Gel is the perfect gift! She’s a wild and majestic she-cat on the prowl, and she’ll love getting her paws on this hilarious 2-ounce bottle of sanitizer gel for those occasions when things get a little dirty.
When a Crazy Cat Lady is in heat, she needs to have all the protection she can get … from germs. This gag gift for cat lovers isn’t just a funny stocking stuffer! It contains an effective germ-fighting gel that will keep any nasties at bay before or after she pets her frisky kitty.
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I know if my friend is a sassy crazy cat lady?
How many cats does she have? Does she refer to them as her babies? Does she talk to them like people? Is her closet full of wildcat print couture? If you answered “yes” to more than one of these questions, then you’ve probably got a sassy crazy cat lady on your hands.
Will this end my cat lady craziness?
The first step is admitting you have a problem, but most crazy cat ladies consider this a blessing more than a problem. Cats are unique pets, and if they’re your friends and family, then go on ahead. Revel in your cat craziness, and let your feline flag fly.
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