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Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer Gift Box Edition
Some people having the heart of a golf pro, but the skills of a blindfolded orangutan. Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer are just the gift for these hilariously sad creatures. These appropriately named golf balls are carefully selected for the kings and queens of the Sand Trap. Those whom play to the sorrowfully symphonic plops of ball after ball landing in the pond – truly CRAPPY golfers.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- 100% guaranteed not to improve your golf game
- Includes 3 randomly chosen, but equally crappy golf balls
- Hilarious gag gift for bad golfers
- Razz the competition and psych them out before hitting the links
- ALMOST enough crappy golf balls for one round!
- Comes in a hilarious, easy to wrap gift box
- Perfect stocking stuffer for golfers at any level, from pitiful to pro
They’re headed for the lake anyway…
Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer are designed to eliminate a little frustration by not losing yet another set of brand new golf balls to the hazards around the course. Investing in a shiny set of mint condition, dimpled beauties only leads to more heartache on the green. Do your unskilled golf pal a solid and get him a set of balls that start out ready for a burial at sea.
Go ahead, blame the balls!
Your crappy golfing buddy will enjoy the inner comfort of far less pressure to have even the most average golf game, because these balls lower any expectations of a great game right from the start. It’s not his fault! Those balls were totally crappy!
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