CATEGORY
MOST POPULAR
The Willy Warmer
$8.95
You Smell Like Shit Hand Sanitizer
$7.99
Peter Heater
$7.50
Hillary's Deleted Emails Gag Gift
$7.95
Trump Mints
$4.99
Emergency Shart Snatchers
$7.50
I Pooped Today Hand Sanitizer
$9.99
The Jimmy Jacket
$9.95
Juicy News
We are Having a Sock Sale!
Get up to 50% off our wacky collection of feet warmers. Sale ends Dec 20th.
Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer
Some people are naturally in tune with green. Watching them golf leaves you in awe – how do they do it? Such talent. Such grace. Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer are not for these rare creatures. Our Crappy Golf Balls are for those whom are less charismatic on the green - the kings and queens of the Sand Trap. Those whom know the soul-crushing plop of another ball landing in the pond – truly CRAPPY golfers.
Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer are designed to eliminate a little frustration by not losing yet another set of brand new golf balls to the hazards around the course. They dare cut to the chase and start out in the rough, so to speak.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- 100% guaranteed not to improve your golf game
- Includes 6 randomly chosen, but equally crappy golf balls
- Hilarious gag gift for subpar golfers
- Razz the competition and psych them out before hitting the links
- ALMOST enough crappy golf balls for one round!
- Choosing a selection results in a full page refresh.
- Opens in a new window.