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Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Cock Soap makes showering a special treat for early risers! Your rooster will feel like the cock of the walk after freshening up, inside and out. This hilarious wiener cleaner will tidy up even the funkiest barnyard, and leave you crowing for more. Proper rooster maintenance has never felt so good!
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Cock Soap is every rooster’s first choice for pecker polishing
- Funny rooster themed design makes gift giving a pleasure for everyone
- A clean that will have the hens clucking
- One size fits most – Inner circle measures approximately 1 ½ inches
- Novelty use only
Roosters everywhere will be crowing their gratitude for this hilarious gag gift for men. It’s that exciting. You can be certain every gift-giving occasion will have a happy ending! Slip some Cock Soap in as a naughty stocking stuffer or wrap it up for birthday, anniversary, or bachelor party!
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
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