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Cock Crap Cotton Candy
Rooster poop is one of nature’s best kept secrets! Fluffy and blue, sweet and magical, it’s a tasty treat from under the tail feathers!
Cock Crap Cotton Candy is the fluffy, blue snack that will have everyone crowing for a taste. Give a lucky bird turd to someone who can use a smile, and they’ll be excited to tell everyone about the funny cotton candy gift they never knew they needed in their life.
Cock Crap Blue Cotton Candy is the perfect cotton candy gag gift for teens and adults. The hilarious design features a vintage rooster proudly strutting his stuff and will have everyone rolling with laughter. It’s a wonderful, unexpected addition to Easter baskets, holiday care packages, and gift baskets. Slip some in as a funny stocking stuffer, or wrap it up for a unique white elephant gift.
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