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Do you want to scare the crap out of your mother-in-law? Then proudly display the Bloody Hand Towel in the bathroom and tell her that her daughter left for the weekend. Muahahaha.
The working towel features bloody handprints and droplets that would make any blood spatter expert/ serial killer giddy with delight. It’s the perfect gift for any true horror fan or the creepy neighbor that you don’t like to talk to. The blood stains look so real, it’s sure to give any unsuspecting guy or gal a serious case of the willies. Scare guests and family members alike with the Bloody Hand Towel.
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