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Help stave off the blurred vision of drunkenness with the binocular flask. Ok, so it may not help with the blurred vision, but at least you can hide some good hooch.
Sneak some hard stuff into your favorite sporting event and take a few swigs when they score or...dishearteningly don't. Heck, take a swig just for the heck of it.
These fake binoculars hold 16 ounces of your favorite beverage, making them perfect for warming you up at those late night games. You just unscrew the eyepieces and let the party begin.
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