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Best Thinking on the Crapper Mints

Best Thinking on the Crapper Mints

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Best Thinking on the Crapper Mints

Best Thinking on the Crapper Mints are the signature mint of the world’s most common multitasker. The toilet thinker! In the hustle and bustle of everyday life, sometimes the only quality time you really have with your thoughts is when you’re dropping the kids off at the porcelain pool. After all, it’s the only time NOBODY wants to be in your presence for fear of toxic fumes.

If you know a busybody who’s most likely to have a major EUREKA moment while dropping an A-bomb, Best Thinking on the Crapper Mints are an easy choice for any occasion. These potent peppermint breath fresheners will brighten the senses while ensuring that at least one end of them smells fresh and sweet.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

-              Funny novelty tin filled with peppermint breath mints

-              Collectible tin reads: I DO MY BEST THINKING ON THE CRAPPER

-              Contains approximately 165 refreshing mints

-              Hilarious gift for men and women who brainstorm best in the bathroom

-              A surefire crackup for everyone who poops

-              Perfect for a stocking stuffer, adult gift exchange, office gift, Secret Santa, white elephant idea, birthday, or Easter basket

A Brilliant Explosion of Flavor

Every adult knows how hard it is to come by a moment of solitude to think and ponder uninterrupted. Best Thinking on the Crapper Mints are a weird gag gift for adults that will resonate with everyone on your shopping list. Filled with peppermint breath mints, this funny gift for friends and family offers brilliant explosion of flavor packed into a hilarious collectible tin. They’re an entertaining stocking stuffer, white elephant idea, just because gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for adults.