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We are Having a Sock Sale!
Get up to 50% off our wacky collection of feet warmers. Sale ends Dec 20th.
Say poo poo to the smoothie crew and start your day with a manly, protein-packed breakfast … for your feet! Our Bacon and Eggs Socks are a delicious way to start any outfit, every day of the week.
Covered from toe to cuff in tasty eggs and bacon, these socks show off your appetite for unique, macho fashion while keeping your tootsies warm and cozy. And, just like the real deal, they go well with everything.
Ladies, yes, they’re manly, but you’ll like them too!
Bacon and Eggs Breakfast Socks are made with a cozy 42% Rayon, 37% Acrylic, 19% Nylon and 2% Spandex blend.
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