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Ass Clown Reality Relief Putty

Ass Clown Reality Relief Putty

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Ass Clown Reality Relief Putty

Because Life’s a Circus

Ever feel like life is a never-ending three-ring circus? The constant juggling can be stressful, and when you’re surrounded by ass-clowns, you can definitely use a specialized kind of relief. Thankfully, Ass Clown Reality Relief is here to help you cope with the madness one squishy squeeze at a time.

Don’t clown around with tension, grab some Ass Clown Putty and relax your stress away with some crazy play time. It’s the adult thing to do!

Specs, Features and Bragging Eights

  • Special formula loosens up as you work it in your hands
  • Ass Clown Putty comes in a hilarious donkey clown circus tin
  • Weird gag gift for fed up fun-lovers
  • Awesome color-changing putty is heat activated and changes from red to yellow
  • Hilarious novelty gift for teens and adults
  • Perfect for handling stress related to asses and clowns
  • Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds 60 g of putty

Ass Clowns are Never in Short Supply

It’s always a good idea to keep a tin of Ass Clown Reality Relief Putty on hand, because whether you’re at home, work, or out and about, there’s an absurdly high risk of running into a free-roaming ass clown. The compact design of the tightly-sealed tin makes it perfect for easy travel in a bag, purse, or briefcase. Also, experts highly recommend you keep some ass clown relief in your desk, because the office is an ass clown’s natural habitat.

Help keep unsuspecting friends safe from assy, clowny, stressful situations with a funny tin of Ass Clown Stress Putty. It’s a hysterical addition to care packages, birthday gift baskets, Christmas stocking stuffers, or office gag gifts. You can also donkey-kick gift exchanges up by making this hilarious putty a Secret Santa or White Elephant Party gift.

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