XL Dill Dough ™ Stress Relief Putty
Soothe away your frustrations with a big, stiff Dill-Dough
When you’re tense and need release, work that stress out the stimulating way possible – with your very own tin of XL Dill Dough™ Relief Putty! We’ve worked up a genuinely dill-lightful formula that is designed to start out stiff and work into a soft and satisfying dough in the palm of your hands. If you need to relax, work that big wad of Dill-Dough™ long and hard. This glow-in-the-dark, green stress reliever will soothe away your troubles and bring a blissful smile to your face.
Squeeze it through your fingers and feel it loosen up in all its soothing glory. Never be ashamed to indulge in the sweet release of tension that can only come from an extra-large handful of our unique, dill-sprinkled Dill Dough. Go ahead, turn the lights out and enjoy!
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Special formula starts stiff and loosens as you work it
- Glows in the dark and is sprinkled with REAL dill
- Hilarious, slightly naughty pickle gift
- Packaged in extra-large, extra-cool pickle tin
- Perfect for work, home, and anywhere a king-sized dill-dough could come in handy
- Strictly for use with your hands, no-nos are a no-no!!
XL Dill-Dough Stress Putty glows in the dark for your added enjoyment! If you prefer to relieve stress with the lights off, flip that switch and get your squeeze on. The more light you feed it, the longer and brighter it glows! Pro Tip: For the best glow, leave your Dill Dough in direct, bright light. Trust us, it totally digs the extra attention, and the pay-off is oh so worth it!
Funny pickle gifts are perfect for every occasion or no occasion at all. After all, Dill Dough XL comes in handy all year ‘round! This funny gag gift for adults makes a slightly naughty and totally hilarious addition to bachelorette gift baskets and happy divorce presents, as well as care packages, birthday presents, stocking stuffers, and just to say, “I think you could really use a huge glow-in-the-dark Dill Dough in your life, sweetie.”
NOTE: XL Dill-Dough Deluxe Glow-in-the-Dark Therapy Putty is strictly for your hands! No-nos are a no-no, or you’ll really be in a pickle!
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
