Wash Away Last Night Magical Sanitizer Spray
Everyone has those nights they wish they could forget. Memories stick around, but you can at least get the funk of shame off you with Wash Away Last Night Magical Sanitizer Spray. It’s like a mystical liquid confessional where your sins are poofed away with a few magical spritzes. You may have to endure the walk of shame, but you don’t have to be coated in its germs.
Did you pass out in pizza? Sanitize it. Did you pass out in the front lawn and get tinkled on friendly woodland creatures? Double sanitize it.
The One Night Stand Spray
When you wake up next to your midnight mistake, it’s important that along with dizziness and embarrassment, you apply a thick layer of Wash Away Last Night Magical Sanitizer Spray. It won’t make the mistake go away, but at least you won’t smell like stale beer and regret. When in doubt, sanitize it.
Who Would Love Wash Away Last Night Sanitizer Spray
Anyone who likes to get blitzed on the weekends and winds up not remembering most of it should have a vat of this in their home or apartment. When you have a wild night, things get dirty … real dirty … and the last thing you want is a bacterial or fungal reminder of the night.
Frequently Asked Questions
I really messed up. Can it sanitize my soul?
Sorry, the Wash Away Last Night Magical Sanitizer Spray only works on the outside. The inside is up to you. Did you say or do something you shouldn’t have? We suggest a heartfelt apology and a little groveling. If that doesn’t work, chocolate, flowers and more groveling.
I have a rash? Will it work?
If your night ends in a rash or other injury, you need a doctor or, at the very least, a good topical cream. The spray is a sanitizer, but it doesn’t work much for injuries already incurred. Besides, if you wake up with a rash or injuries, then it’s time to start rethinking some life choices, amigo.
