Trump vs. Clinton: Smear Campaign Special Edition Toilet Paper Set
Sometimes there are no easy choices. In the current presidential race, it’s almost guaranteed that America is going into the crapper, so why not make a statement? The Trump vs. Clinton: Smear Campaign Special Edition Toilet Paper Set includes both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. You can decide if you want to wipe your backside with a few sheets of misogyny or corruption. It’s like having a debate in your bathroom, only you’re actually slinging poo. Even after election day, these toilet rolls can keep the feeling of Presidential Race 2016 alive and well. This one’s for you, Billy Bush.
Smear Campaign
When Trump or Clinton open their mouths, what comes out is enough to make you want to run and hide. You can create your own smear campaign with the Trump vs. Clinton: Smear Campaign Special Edition Toilet Paper Set. You can finally give back what they’ve been spewing out. It doesn’t matter if you hate one or both, this deluxe toilet paper set gives you a little political perspective.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Includes one roll each: Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper and Donald Trump Toilet Paper
- Perfect gift for the disgruntled voter
- Take out your disappointment in the 2016 election with every single wipe
Who Would Love The Trump vs. Clinton: Smear Campaign Special Edition Toilet Paper Set?
This deluxe toilet paper set is perfect for anyone who’s fed up with the lies, the rude comments and downright douchebaggery that’s happening with the presidential race. It’s like choosing between a cartoonish caricature and a slimy used car salesman. Yikes, hail to the chief or hail to the thief? Disenchanted voters will love being able to wipe this race from their memory with Trump vs. Clinton: Smear Campaign Special Edition Toilet Paper Set.
Frequently Asked Questions
Do you have a Gary Johnson roll?
Sorry, no Gary Johnson roll. We didn’t feel there would be enough support for a whole Gary Johnson roll. If we did, it’d probably be a much smaller roll and only detract sales from the Trump and Hillary toilet paper set. You know how it is. Sometimes the size of your party really does matter.
Will this actually clean my bum or make it dirtier?
While both candidates are known for their dookie-laden diatribes, the Trump vs. Clinton: Smear Campaign Special Edition Toilet Paper Set is completely free of poo…initially. You can wipe with ease knowing their faces are blemish free and actually working for the American people for a change.
