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Touched Your Genitals Sanitizer
Touched Your Genitals Sanitizer
Touched Your Genitals Sanitizer
Touched Your Genitals Sanitizer

Touched Your Genitals Sanitizer

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Hand Sanitizer Every now and then there comes a time when you need to scratch your nads. They're itchy; the world understands. Still, no one wants to be knocked out by ball-stench, especially on a first date. You know where your balls have been. Keep things sanitary with the Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. You never can be too careful.

While we know that sometimes the rocks need some readjustment, we stand proudly against the casual stink-handing of everything that's touched thereafter. Providing the public with an appropriate method to stop those nad germs in their nasty tracks is a duty we fulfill with pride.

 

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  • Bill . Nov 29, 2012
    Being one with a reputation for always handling my nardle dangles, nobody ever wanted to shake my hand. That was before I tried Maybe You Touched Your Genitals hand sanitizer! Now every time I done "squeezing a wad out" I squeeze out a wad of Maybe You Touched Your Genitals, and quicker than you can say "spank the monkey" my hands are free of any loose knuckle drippin's and I'm ready to shake hands again. I gave 4 stars instead of 5 because of it doesn't come in larger sizes, I can go through one of these bottles rapidly.
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  • daniella p. Nov 19, 2011
    I Only wish I would have ordered more of this sanitizer - hilarious gag gift! Super fast shipping!
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  • danny . Aug 15, 2011
    My best friend is a germ-a-phobe so I gave him this as a non-occasion gift. He laughed his butt off. The funny thing is that this is actually real sanitizer and he uses it!
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  • Ted . Jul 30, 2011
    I got this sanitizer for my friend as a joke and he loves it! It is actually good sanitizer, but he likes it more for the title.
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