Textually Active Mints
OMG. Once you start, you can’t stop. At the dinner table. On the bus. Standing in line at the gas station. On the porcelain throne. While watching TV. In bed. At the gym. You’re textually active, and you don’t care who knows it.
Textually Active Mints are the go-to breath mint for those who shamelessly text from the time the time they wake until they fall asleep mid-sentence. Sure, your contact list may not know if you’re rocking rank stank breath, but if you’re out and about with your eyes on your screen, chances are you’re going to bump into your fair share of future texting partners. Make sure your gob is wintergreen fresh with Textually Active Mints, just in case you find yourself in an awkward situation where you’ll actually have to speak to someone IRL.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Funny novelty tin filled with wintergreen breath mints
- Collectible tin reads: Textually Active
- Contains approximately 165 refreshing mints
- Hilarious gift for men and women who can never get enough digital communication
- Perfect for a stocking stuffer, office gift, Secret Santa, white elephant idea, birthday, or adult Easter basket
A Necessity for the Digital Generation
Smartphones aren’t going anywhere, and neither is casual text. Prepare those you care for with Textually Active Mints. They’re an absolute must-have for everyone with an unlimited data plan. Nowadays, text happens anywhere and everywhere, and there’s no shame in it if you’re ready for the occasional in-person encounter.
Chronic texters will appreciate that you’re looking out for their best interests when you discreetly slip them a tin of Textually Active Mints, and you’ll rest easier knowing they’re protected. Filled with wintergreen breath mints, this funny gift for friends and family is an entertaining stocking stuffer, white elephant idea, office or just because gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for teens and adults.
