Shut the Hell Up Cotton Candy
Have you ever been in a situation where you care for someone, but they’ve been whining or ranting so much that you just want to scream? It’s difficult to find a way to firmly tell them you’ve hit your limit without totally losing it and dealing with regrets later. Shut the Hell Up Cotton Candy is here to thread that needle for you! It’s the sweetest way you could deliver the message that that special someone would do well to zip those lips before unleashing the beast in you.
Our sugary, gluten-free, monster cotton candy formula is bursting with flavor and will have any crowd rolling with laughter. Shut Up Cotton Candy is the fluffy, blue treat that will make friends and family happy to button their yaps…at least for a little while.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Funny novelty candy gift for chatterboxes and chronic whiners
- Cranky monster design
- Contains sweet, blue cotton candy
- Hilarious gag gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because
- Gluten-free
- Made in the USA
Grumpy Gift is Monster Fun for Any Occasion
Shut the Hell Up Cotton Candy is a cranky gift for family and friends who love strange gifts. This delightfully rude gag gift is perfect for any candy lover on your gift list, no matter what you’re celebrating. Add a bag to care packages and birthday gift baskets or leave it as goofy surprise. At Christmas time, slip some in as a funny stocking stuffer or wrap it up for a memorable white elephant or Secret Santa gift.
