Where No Wine Has Gone Before
The future is bright when you open your wine with the futuristic Planetary Gears Corkscrew. You’re just missing Mr. Spock telling you how illogical it is to drink alcohol, but don’t worry Kirk and Scotty are ready to party. We got Bones on hand too, just in case things get a little crazy.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- We’re talking maximum torque here, people
- Works with all corks
- Stainless steel gears
- Impress your guests with your stellar hosting skills
Who Would Love Planetary Gears Corkscrew?
Anyone who loves cool gadgets will love this modern take on the traditional corkscrew. It’s the perfect blend of science fiction, steampunk and just pure awesome. When you want to impress the guests, bust this bad boy out and let them know you’re familiar with the cutting edge.
Frequently Asked Questions
Will I really be as cool as Starship captain?
Yeah, even without the corkscrew, odds are you as cool as Cisco. If you get these, then we can’t guarantee the awesomeness of Kirk or Picard, but you’ll be pretty close to Janeway. She took on the Borg and killed the queen, that’s pretty cool. Ok, I’m going to cry now, thanks for bringing back that memory.
Could it really be from the future?
Unless the makers have somehow overcome the dynamics of relativistic physics, this really awesome corkscrew is firmly planted in our reality. Can I negate a possible alternate dimension possibility? I’ll never tell. There are some mysteries that need to stay a mystery.
