When you're young you can paint the town red all night long, but once you're over the hill, seeing 8 p.m. makes you a night owl. It's best you don't party anymore, because after a couple of drinks you're going to the bathroom every five minutes and your back will hurt from sitting on that bar stool for half an hour.Let the world know that you've passed your party peak with the Over the Hill Pooped Party Candle. The hilarious candle features an elderly man stooped over the hill in his underwear.