How many times have you been out and completely forgotten not only where, but who you are. For me, it's been since my senior year of college, but this happens to old farts without the abuse of alcohol.
Keep them safe with the hilarious Over the Hill I.D. Tag gag gift. The tag keeps your personal information with you for those days you go out for a stroll and end up in another state. This is a great gag gift for that forgetful person in the office or the retiree about to embark on a geriatric adventure. Let's just hope he remembers to put it on.