There are three gimungous reasons we love Onion Ring Breath Mints. First of all, we’d live on onion rings if we could, but don’t want to lose our slurpish figures. It’s way easier on cholesterol levels and waistlines to grab a tin of these bad boys and binge slurp them at our desks. Second, they have a tendency to repel weirdies who try to talk to us while we’re waiting for baristas to get our office coffee orders ready. And, finally, they’re not greasy, so the boss doesn’t know we’re slurping down oniony goodness while we’re working…until we open our mouths.
