The Official Bag O’ Bullshit
Giving Back Has Never Been Easier
Nowadays, you can’t go anywhere without having to dodge a minefield other people’s BS, so it’s time to fight fire with fecal fire! The Bag O’ Bulllshit contains 100% authentic composted cow manure and makes the perfect gift for anyone who dishes out bullshit freely. A present should be personal, and this true-blue sack of poo clearly conveys your thoughts and feelings without ever having to say a word.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
• Hilarious April Fools’ Day prank, stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, or Secret Santa idea
• Sealed bag prevents stray poop from crapping up other gifts
• 100% genuine, American-made cow manure
• Clear panel on bag gives a clear view of the poo
• NOVELTY USE ONLY – NOT EDIBLE
Shit’s Getting Real!
Just because it’s a gag gift doesn’t mean it’s fake. This hilarious novelty gift is the real deal. Our Bag O’ Bullshit is packed with 100% genuine cow poop for your gifting delight.
Carefully packed into a factory-sealed gift bag, you can prank with confidence that you won’t find any stray poo mucking up other gifts. This hilarious sack of poop novelty gift makes an awesome stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or White Elephant Party gift idea.
*NOVELTY USE ONLY – NEVER EAT POOP*
