Signs are pointing to a full moon! Are you fond of showing off your derriere in public, but are a little ashamed of its hairiness or size? Feel secure in your public nudity with Mooning Boxer Shorts.
These shorts let you share your cheeks without actually showing any skin. The built-in butt provides an easy out for mooning dares and jokes, but you won't actually be breaking any public indecency laws. The fake butt is made of a soft rubber that looks real from a short distance and are guaranteed to bring about the shock and awe of a proper mooning.
Butt of All Jokes
Even if you’ve been the butt of jokes your whole life, you have to enjoy the irony of mooning boxers. These boxers feature buttcheeks that are sure to be a hit when you drop your trousers during a party or church function. Anyone that enjoys a good practical joke will love these as a gift.
Specs, features and Bragging Rights
- Red Striped Shorts: 95% Nylon, 5% Spandex
- Butt: 100% EVA Foam
- Elastic waist fits most average adults
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I actually wear these as shorts?
Yes, the built-in butt is made from a soft foam rubber that makes it easy and comfortable to wear under pants. We understand that the need for a good mooning can arise at any time and therefore you must be prepared.
Will they make my butt look big?
The butt inserts are designed to look like a well-muscled derriere, so you got that going for you.
What are some appropriate places to wear Mooning Boxers?
You may be asking yourself, exactly where would I wear the Mooning boxers? The answer is: pretty much anywhere. Here is just a sampling of the great places for this underwear.
- Work
- Home
- Birthdays
- Church Events
- Bar Mitzvahs
- School Opening House
- Frat Party
- Retirement Party
- Births
- Funerals
