Man Glitter
It’s Your Birthright
When you’re a manly man, you need something besides flannel, beer, and boots to accessorize. You need a healthy dose of Man Glitter!
Man Glitter is made from the very essence of virility…sawdust. Our forefathers toiled and strained to build homes and cities, and the ground was littered with wood shavings and dust inches deep. The sawdust signifies the sacrifice, the blood, the sweat, and the tears of the toughest men that ever lived. It’s your legacy. Don’t use cologne. Don’t use fancy sprays. Apply a generous portion of Man Glitter to your body, and you’ll practically feel your testosterone levels skyrocket.
Not Just for Manly Men
Are you a little weaker than most people? Do small children beat you up and take your paycheck? It’s time to man up with Man Glitter. It won’t increase your muscles, but a man covered in sawdust, screaming and running at them will make any 10-year-old turn tail and run.
Man Glitter is Mother Nature’s steroids.
*NOVELTY USE ONLY*
