A Sprinkle for Your Poo
Your bathroom will feel like a land of unicorns and other mythical creatures when you’ve been enjoying some Instantly Shit Sprinkles Mints. You can imagine you possess the bowels of a majestic unicorn, when you drop a load. Of course, there won’t really be anything different about your poo, because they’re just mints, but you’ll still feel pretty darn special.
Features, Specs, and Bragging Rights
- Funny tin filled with wintergreen mints
- Collectable tin reads: Instantly Shit Sprinkles Mints
- Doesn’t actually make you shit sprinkles, but your breath will be so fresh, you’ll feel like anything could happen
Who would love Shit Sprinkles?
It’s the perfect gift for everyone that loves the fanciful. They’ll feel like kids again, imagining that a simple breath mint could turn their turds into loads of festive feces.
Frequently Asked Questions
Will they sparkle?
Sorry, this isn’t poo glitter or mythical fairy dust. It’s just Shit Sprinkle Mints. We’d love to make your poo something truly magical, but you’ll just have to settle for the mints and hope a fairy comes by selling her fairy dust. I’m sure that happens often, just think happy thoughts.
It makes my breath fresh too?
Yep, Instantly Shit Sprinkle Mints are perfect for freshening bad breath. If a coworker has halitosis, then you can stop the air pollution with some of these. Once he’s had a taste of these delightful wintergreen mints, he’ll feel like he could shit sprinkles. Everyone wins.
