Instantly Be A Good Person Soap
Being rotten to the core got you down? Tired of dogs howling, babies crying, and children screaming in your general presence? Now, you can turn that evil into innocence with a simple shower, thanks to Instantly Be A Good Person Soap!
Instantly Be A Good Person Soap will have that black heart pumping true blue in no time. Its pine scent will magically wash away any horrible habits and restore your soul to a sparkling shade of human decency in a flash.
For best results, use daily. Probably multiple times.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Premium quality, black, pine tar bath soap will suds away bad behavior
- Pine fragrance reeks of “more approachable, and possibly just cleaned a bathroom”
- Revolutionary new formula restores manners and common decency
- Fun spa gag gift for adults
- Perfect for stocking stuffers, birthday gift baskets, office birthday gifts, holidays, Secret Santa gift exchanges, White Elephant parties, or just because
- Novelty Use Only
Hilarious Gag Gift for Folks Who Could Use a Miracle
Before Instantly Be A Good Person Soap, there was no miracle cure for guys and gals who could use a boost in the human decency department. This weird bath gift for friends, family, and coworkers is a gut-busting surprise addition to gift baskets, care packages, and birthday gifts. Slip a bar of this awesome pampering gift in as a fun stocking stuffer or wrap it up as a crazy Secret Santa or White Elephant present.
Bodacious Bath Soaps are handcrafted in the US with high-quality ingredients. Because every luxurious bar of premium bath soap is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images.
