Not everyone has the genetics or patience to wait for a full beard, but now you can look your best with just a few breaths. The Inflatable Beard lets you fit in at the Civil War Reenactment Convention or biker bar across the street. There's no need to wait through that awkward stubble phase and answer "Did you forget to shave today?" over and over again.
With the Inflatable Beard, you can go from clean shaven to bushy and back again within a matter of seconds. It's almost like you have two different identities. Ohh, how mysterious.