I Showered Today Mints
Have you ever done the pit sniff test and realized you couldn’t recall the last time you took a full shower? Adulthood carries so many responsibilities, there just aren’t enough hours in the day. When you’re already 10 minutes late for work and have to choose between feeding your offspring or cleansing your body, you have to prioritize.
When you magically eek out the time to be a somewhat responsibly hygienic adult, it’s time to celebrate! I Showered Today Mints are a high five to your taste buds, and probably a necessary one, because let’s face it, the odds of a shower and proper dental care on the same morning? Maybe when the kids go to college, bro.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Hilarious tin filled with peppermint breath mints
- Collectible tin reads: I Showered Today!
- Contains approximately 165 refreshing mints
- Goofy Easter gift for adults
- Makes a funny addition to stockings, care packages, or Secret Santa gifts for teens and adults
A Gift That’s Funny Because It’s True
I Showered Today Mints are a giggle-worthy gift for friends who have had to juggle the responsibilities of adulthood, and teens who just can’t be bothered with such trivial things as a daily shower. Filled with peppermint breath mints, this fun gift for adults and teens is a silly stocking stuffer, unisex white elephant gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for grownups and teenagers.
