I Fart When I Smell Bacon Mints
The Power of Bacon
Lovers of the mouthwatering meat always have a strong reaction to the mere suggestion of bacon, whether it’s alone or on anything from a donut to filet mignon. They salivate. Images of sizzling, pan fresh cuts bombard their brains. Their eyes dart back and forth in hopeful search of even one strip of the salty meat treat. It simply can’t be helped, and that’s just from the thought.
But, what happens when true bacon lovers catch a whiff of a savory slice is nothing short of primal. Wild. Savage. Foul.
I Fart When I Smell Bacon is the official breath mint of the truly devoted. There’s no rhyme or reason to their unconditional love of bacon, or the crazy things that happen when that aromatic splendor hits their nostrils. They just love bacon. There’s no room for logic when there’s bacon on the table.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Hilarious tin filled with cinnamon breath mints
- Collectible tin reads: I Fart When I Smell Bacon
- Contains approximately 165 refreshing mints
- Funny, unique gift for bacon lovers and fart humor enthusiasts
Finally, Bacon and Flatulence Have United for the Perfect Gift
Since the dawn of time, two things have never comforted a soul more than bacon and a hefty, colon-clearing fart. Mankind’s common purpose is to rip ass and add bacon to every meal. That’s just science. Give those you love what they really want – I Fart When I Smell Bacon Mints. They’ll proudly carry this wacky, collectible mint tin with pride, and you’ll win any gift-giving occasion.
Filled with cinnamon breath mints, this hilarious gift for adults and children makes the perfect silly stocking stuffer, unisex white elephant gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for kids, teens, and grownups alike. 
