Odds are you’re going to be seeing a lot of Hillary Clinton over the next several years, but you’ll never look at her the same way again after you wipe your bum with her face.
Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper features a picture of Hillary on every sheet. Gaze upon her visage in reverence or disdain, but like almost everything else that goes on in politics, it goes right down the toilet.
At least, you don’t have to pay $100 per roll like the government routinely does. She may end up in the White House, but she’ll start out in your outhouse.
Wipe To The Chief…Maybe
Hillary Clinton is poised to be the best president of the United States, and you can say you knew her when she was just a face on a piece of butt paper. We know that the thought of Hillary in the White House makes a lot of people uneasy, so when the nerves get the better of you, wipe with confidence using Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Hillary smiles on while you do your business
- Hilarious gag gift for those who love political humor
- Amusing collectable
- 240 sheet roll with Hillary Clinton’s face on every square
Who Would Love Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper?
We’re pretty sure Rand Paul already has a few rolls in his house, and it’s a staple on the Bush estate, but any conservative would probably appreciate the opportunity for a wipe and flush. You can flush Hillary down faster than flushing down our economy. It’s like the circle of life, but with poo.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this product endorsed by Hillary Clinton?
While I doubt she’s telling all her friends about her face on toilet paper, we like to think she’d be cool with it. As a politician, she’s used to getting crapped on by people on all sides, so it’s only fitting that she also get the option to wipe it up. Who knows, there might be a roll sitting on Bill’s desk right now.
Will the Secret Service come to my house if I use this?
Nope, it comes up under that glorious First Amendment right, and as a politician there isn’t much she can do about it. There won’t be any secret service men pounding on your door at 3 a.m. The biggest problem you have to worry about is using too much and clogging your toilet.
