Hamburger Socks
Finally, Socks For True Burger Lovers
We understand that you love an expertly grilled patty so much that you want the world to know, but are frustrated by the high costs of skywriting. Now, you can save your dough and beef up your sock drawer with the tastiest rage in food apparel – HAMBURGER SOCKS!
Hamburger Socks are a fun and unique way to show off your love for delicious, beefy burgers at home, work, church, school, the DMV … literally everywhere you think about hamburgers! What a time to be alive!
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Soft, comfy, and heavy on the burger socks
- Go with everything from yoga pants to office attire
- White athletic socks feature a healthy sprinkling of loaded burgers from toe to cuff
- Grill-tastic gift for grill masters, burger lovers, funky sock fans and well, everyone
- One size fits most adults
- Made with 80% Cotton, 14% Polyester, 3% Spandex, and 3% Nylon
- No scrumptious burger meat was wasted in the production of these delicious socks
Hamburger Socks, No Ketchup or Mayo
The problem with wearing actual hamburgers is the condiments. The ketchup, mustard, and tomatoes can get all squishy between your toes and make it very difficult to walk. Trust us, we’ve tried it, and it didn’t end well for us or the sandwiches. Hamburger Socks lack condiments, so they’re comfortable wherever you go.
