The Groom’s Game Over Fidget Putty
Wedding Planning Relief at Your Fingertips
The quest was long and the enemies many, but you stormed the castle and rescued the princess. She’s now standing before you in a pristine white wedding dress as you exchange vows. Congratulations, player, Game Over. Your days of carefree adventuring are over, but at least you’ve got someone to play with your joystick. You’ve got the high score, and it’s time to pass the zombie-burning torch to the next person. If you’re feeling frustrated, you need The Groom’s Game Over Fidget Putty.
When your fingers start itching for that controller, but you’ve got another three hours of work before heading over to the in-laws for dinner, this fidget putty is your best friend.
Specs, Features and Bragging Eights
- Special formula loosens up as you work it in your hands
- Game Over Putty comes in a hilarious techy, wedding-themed tin
- Weird gag gift for gamers in love
- Pearlized purple putty is sealed in ball-and-chain tight
- Hilarious novelty gift for grooms
- Perfect for handling wedding planning and bridezilla-related stress
- Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds 60 g of putty
Your Only Boss Battle Is Against the Lawnmower
Married life is like a role-playing game where you earn points for doing the dishes and remembering birthdays. It’s hard to find time to take on the bad guys and save the world when the lawn needs to be mowed and you can’t miss date night. It’s game over, man, but don’t worry. You’ve got The Groom’s Game Over Fidget Putty to soothe your frustrations when the princess you saved becomes the big boss battle. There’s no way to win, it’s just game over.
Surprise the groom-to-be with a funny tin of The Groom’s Game Over Fidget Putty to help him soothe away stress. It’s a fun addition to care packages, bridal shower gift baskets, Christmas stocking stuffers, or stag party gag gifts.
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