A Flash That Doesn’t Require Nudity
Bachelorette parties are known for their raucous behavior and occasional nudity. The Flashing Bachelorette Sash will be a beacon of celebration without sharing a peek at the bride’s headlights. No one will miss who the queen bee is with this light up banner. People will be staring at her chest for a totally different reason.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Lights flash so the bride-to-be doesn’t have to
- Clearly identifies who the guest of honor is
- White sash with pink detail work
- 5 feet long
- On/Off button to control lights
- Battery included
Who Would Love The Flashing Bachelorette Sash?
I think this is one of those no-brainers. There’s kind of a limited audience for these kinds of things. Brides-to-be will love being the center of attention wearing this sassy sash, and it will be easy to identify her in the mug shot. It’s definitely going to be a night to remember.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does a bride-to-be need a flashing sash?
Does a fish need water? Of course, a bride-to-be needs the Flashing Bachelorette Sash. It’s the perfect accompaniment to a night of drunken debauchery before she weds the man of her dreams. The only thing that would make it better would be if it came with a male stripper.
I’m a groom. Should I be worried?
No worries, she may just go out for a few cocktails and then discuss the finer points of 19th century literature with her besties. But, just in case, if you turn on the 10 O’Clock news and see a woman running down the street with nothing on but a flashing sash, you might want to start arranging bail money.
