Fake Dog Poop

Fake Dog Poop

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There are classic jokes that will never get old, and fake dog poop is a timeless prank that boasts a myriad of uses. Is your mother-in-law squeamish as she is judgmental? If you really want to get her panties in a twist, place the fresh fake dookie at the front of her door. She'll be stuck in the guestroom for days. Did an annoying coworker win your promotion? Let him know how you feel by placing a dog turd on his desk or better yet, on his seat. Fake Dog Poop will never go out of style, and our poop looks so convincing, your dog will even try to eat it.

We love Fake dog poop because fake dog poop is a timeless classic.  Its like the movie “Hook” or laughing at someone fall.  Fake dog poop is also scary.  Nobody plays it cool when they find fake poo in their bed or on their sandwich.  Not even MMA champions. Fake dog poo-poo.  Its the total power poop.

 

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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  • Phil . Jul 30, 2011
    Was sent two of the same item, instead of one of each, but contacted the seller and was promptly (and courteously) refunded the difference. Hence the 4 stars.
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  • Mr. Z. Mar 29, 2011
    We fooled our friends... and possibly even our dog!
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