Emergency Shart Snatchers
When you’re in the grocery store and your stomach heralds you to the coming shartocalypse, there is only one way to save your pride and your pants. Emergency Shart Snatchers are there to catch your potentially bio-hazardous blast, as well as ensure the safety of the people around you. When you feel like your butt’s about to blow, pull out an Emergency Shart Snatcher and be prepared for the most important game of catch of your life.
It’s one, two, three strikes blowout at the old shart game.
Shart Happens
We’ve all been there. You’re minding your own business when the urge suddenly comes upon you. You know with all your heart that what’s about to come out will be more than an innocent puff of air. It’s a warm, squishy ball of nightmares, and your only hope is a trusty supply of Emergency Shart Snatchers.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Includes five biohazard specimen bags for your convenience
- Never gamble on a fart again, always have backup for your backside
- Hilarious gag gift for those who’ve been fooled before
- For novelty purposes only, because seriously, eww
Who would love Emergency Shart Snatchers?
Do you know anyone who is prone to the occasional embarrassing shart? Are they afraid to venture out of their homes for fear they won’t make it to the bathroom? They’ll love the security of Emergency Shart Snatchers. The feeling of freedom is priceless, and they’ll be thankful all the way to the nearest restroom.
Frequently Asked Questions
I don’t shart very often, do I really need this?
A plane doesn’t always crash, but it sure would be nice if you had a parachute. No sense going out in the world without a safety net. You may not think you need it, but when your stomach starts to grumble and the juices start to flow, you’ll be glad they’re on your six.
I shart a lot, I think I should see a doctor. Are the bags big enough?
Trust us. Emergency Shart Snatchers are your lifeline. They’re your pathway to a normal and somewhat less shitty life.
