Elegant as Fuck Mints
We’ve all had those days when we weren’t quite as sophisticated as we’d hoped. Maybe you ate that extra spicy burrito the night before, and you’ve been burping and farting all day. Or, it could be you just never had that internal filter that keeps you from saying inappropriate things. No matter the reason people consider you uncouth, you can throw it right back in their faces with Elegant as Fuck Mints. You’re as demure as royalty when you carry these mints around. It doesn’t matter how often you curse or insult people’s mothers, these mints prove you’re the cream of the crop.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Hilarious tin filled with peppermint breath mints
- Collectable tin reads: Elegant as Fuck in delicate lettering
- Contains approximately 165 refreshing mints
- Funny, unique gift for the classy, sassy, and a bit smart-assy
Martha Stewart You Ain’t
There are many habits that can make a person seem uncouth and inelegant. If you eat like a caveman, including strange grunting noises and food flying around you like an edible hurricane, then you’re not going to win any etiquette awards. You can appear like the congenial prince or princess you’ve always wanted to be with Elegant as Fuck Mints. No matter how much you spend your day scratching your unmentionables, you can appear like your poop doesn’t stink - even if it smells horrible.
