Over The Hill

Growing old is hell, but who says it can’t be fun too. Over the hill gifts are designed to poke a little fun at the hazards of aging and are ideally suited for birthdays and retirements. The gut might be a little bigger and the hair might be a little less, but the sense of humor is alive and kicking. Check out our selection of hilarious gifts and surprise your favorite elder today.

Don't Ask Candles

$4.95

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For when there is just not enough room on the cake, Don't Ask Candles are the answer! A hilarious alternative to regular candles. Add some humor at the next party you attend! It will be a birthday you will never forget... Don't Ask Candles are a funny alternative to the traditional candles and will save time.

We love the Don't Ask Candles because some women hate telling people their real age. Some women may even slap you for asking, so sometimes its better you didn't ask… With these candles, nobody will ask. And you will never have to tell.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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