Did I Shit My Pants Reality Relief Putty
Shit happens…or did it?
We’ve all been there. You’re sitting at dinner or in the office, and you need to fart. You smile to yourself as you gently squeeze out a puff…but something doesn’t feel right. That fart seemed a little too solid. You panic. Did you just shit your pants, or didn’t you? It doesn’t feel like a load, but you’ve been deceived before, and you won’t let that happen again. Calm down, and grab Did I Shit My Pants Reality Relief Putty.
You can let loose the stress of shitting yourself with this chameleon green putty. It’s enchanting as it squishes through your fingers, and you knead it like dough. Your drawers may be full, but your heart will be too when you’re using this putty. Let go…of the stress, and quietly walk to the bathroom to check your underwear. No matter what happens, there’s always putty…and toilet paper.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Special formula loosens up as you work it in your hands
- Did I Shit My Pants Reality Relief Putty comes in hilarious collectible tin
- Unique gift for everyone you know who’s full of shit
- Comes in unique chameleon green color
- Perfect for work, home and anywhere you can use a little therapy on the go
- Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds 60g of putty
Did the shit hit the fan?
Everyone loves grandpa, but he’s getting on in years and…well…just isn’t as together as he used to be. When he comes around, and you smell that familiar aroma, you have to ask yourself, “Did grandpa just shit himself again?” A person can’t live with that kind of stress, and that’s why there is Did I Shit My Pants Reality Relief Putty.
It’s a great gift for teens and adults, because we’ve all been there at one time or another. You worry about the dreaded shart, or you’re someplace without a bathroom. Don’t let the nightmare control you; pull on your putty. It’s a hilarious addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or just because shart happens.
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
