Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer

Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer

$5.95
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Tell those germs to step off with our Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer. Germs can pack a punch and sideline you for days as work piles up around you. Don't let them get the upper hand – instead give them the back of yours!

You can tell those germs exactly who is the boss with the Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer. One squirt and you'll send those disgusting, illness-spreading monsters packing and be on your way to a healthy day. Take it everywhere you go, such as the office, rest stop bathroom or Great Uncle Creepy's house at Christmas.

We love the Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer because protecting yourself from bacterial infection is boring.  Sanitation is for geeks; cleanse your hands like a Wayne Brady and bitch slap those germs!  With the Bitch Slap those Germs Hand Sanitizer, every time you wash your hands of disease and infection is like a Weekend At Bernies party in your hand! Who cares about Hyperbole?  This sanitizer is rockin’ my disease-free Kasbah!

 

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