100% Smart Ass Donkey Dough
Your ass is funny. He a comedian?
Donkeys are known for being stubborn and unruly. They’re like the Charlie Sheen of the horse world, but they can also be incredibly smart and ready with a biting comment. The 100% Smart Ass Donkey Dough is for anyone that knows a smart ass and doesn’t know what to do with them. You can’t send them to the glue factory, so you might as well join them. When you’ve got an unruly donkey on your hands, then just let the frustrations flow away. Smash it, gnash it, and pretend you’re kicking some donkey ass.
Don’t let a little smartass ruin your day. You may not be able to insult them back, but there’s nothing wrong with taking your frustrations out on Smart Ass Donkey Dough. This dough doesn’t come in a bag; it comes in a can of whoop ass.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Special formula loosens up as you work it in your hands
- 100% Smart Ass Donkey Dough comes in a funny collectible donkey tin
- Unique gag gift filled with orange goo to relieve stress
- Stress putty is a funky, fun orange color
- Perfect for work, home, and anywhere you can use some tension reduction on the go
- Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty
We all know that one guy that’s a total smart-ass, but he’s the boss’ son or the principal’s kid. You can’t just whack them upside the head and teach them some manners, but you can let loose your aggression on Smart Ass Donkey Dough. The hours of stress this orange therapy putty relieves is priceless.
Is your uncle a loud mouth, but you can’t smack your mom’s brother? The world is full of smart asses, and when those donkeys don’t have their heads up their butts, they’re mouthing off about something. Tensions can run high, but you can get some relief with Smart Ass Donkey Dough. It is a funny, thoughtful addition to care packages, gift baskets, and Christmas stockings.
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
